Friday, December 9, 2011

"This is scary...."

http://espn.go.com/blog/los-angeles/lakers/post/_/id/24186/phil-jackson-predicted-this-hornets-debacle

The New Orleans Hornets are owned by the NBA.Thats the whole problem with this thing. For Chris Paul to get out of New Orleans, they're gonna have to do it in a way where people aren't going to look at it like "Oh, they're just trading him there to make more money for the NBA"....It would be like the NBA is shifting power to a bigger market, to make more money for itself...do you get it? Thats what Phil Jackson means by "non-judgmental decision". So don't worry Laker fans, Stern doesn't hate you or nobody's scared of the Lakers. Calm down. The Lakers have now made the mistake of going after Chris Paul first and not Dwight, stabbing 2 of their star players in the back with huge swords, and exposing how much they are willing to give up in a trade. And will probably end up with nothing now because Dwight probably wants to avoid all this drama, is pissed that they didn't come after him first, and would like to start a new franchise that is moving to Brooklyn.
And on a side note HOW CRAZY IS IT THAT PHIL JACKSON PREDICTED THIS A YEAR AGO?!?! TRUE ZEN MASTER....


No       L.A

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

"Now put that up on his f***in wall"

FATHER GIVES SON AN OLD SCHOOL ASS WHOOPIN ON WEBCAM FOR ACTING HARD ON FACEBOOK. LOL AHAHAHAHAHA "I was lyiiiin! i was lyyyyin!!"

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

"deeeeeeeyum!"

"you see I've never been a gangster mind you but whenever I spit, I spit that same s#@t that gangsters ride to..."

Sunday, November 20, 2011

"Mexico..."

Went on a mission trip to Mexico this past summer. Here are some pictures.
zee orphans
Cesar
Cesar wearing my Sombrero and glases
Antonio. The best looking kid there according to the missionary. Excuse my hair, the kids were pulling on it.
This dude fell off the top bunk and broke his arm!
Playing with the kids
VBS
Some of the kids eating.

Meat for the tacos
service
eye exams for prescription glasses
acupuncture
People's houses

Sleeping and sweating in the car

a legit taco restaurant
You can't have better tacos, than the place that came up with tacos.
The team!
Awesome trip. Besides the fact that it was constantly 115 degrees plus. I must have lost like 12 lbs of water weight. I've been on mission trips before but I think I learned a lot more on this trip than my others. Obviously wasn't the MAIN reason but one of my reasons for going on this trip was to grow as a person. One of my main goals in life is to never stop growing and becoming a better human being. It shouldn't take a mission trip for me to realize how fortunate I am, but I often forget. There are really people that live in mud houses. Its not some urban legend. These people literally have close to nothing, and here I am screaming, tweeting, facebooking FML because my coke is diet and not regular.  Remember no matter how bad you think your life is, some one has it ATLEAST...500x worse than you. 

sidenote: I am looking for a non- profit organization that I can donate a bunch of shoes and clothes to. I don't want to just dump it off at the Salvation Army or Good Will or something like that. I'm looking for a non-profit that I can create a relationship with and continue donating and working with. Somewhere I will actually make a difference. If you guys know of any holla at me and I'll look into it! LET ME KNOW! LET ME KNOW! THANKS!

Monday, November 14, 2011

"MONEY TEAM!!"

"....people fail to realize, when I faced Marquez, I was 2 years off just vacationing and traveling. I took 2 years off. No working out or other activities. But I still went out there and looked marvelous..."-Floyd Money Mayweather

I don't watch too much boxing, but you don't have to be an expert to know who won that fight. Manny's previous fight against Marquez that ended in a draw was WAAAY closer than this one. I have never seen Pacquiao get boo'ed like that. And don't give me that oh there's more Mexicans in the arena, because he has had fights in Vegas before. Nobody is going to throw a fit or hate on Pacquiao if he clearly won the fight. He is one of the greatest! People are going crazy because they all sat there and watched the same fight you and I did. You could tell right after the final bell rang, Manny truly thought he lost the fight. He was pacing around the ring shaking his head. You could see it all over his face. I'm not saying it was some overwhelming victory for Marquez, but he clearly outboxed Manny. It sucks because Marquez had a gameplan. He went out and successfully executed the gameplan, and then the judges are gonna tell him that he wasn't aggresive enough. But that wasn't his gameplan. So basically they're telling him he lost the fight before it even started....

Everyone is bashing Mayweather saying he is a pussy, he is scared of Pacquiao, hes ducking Pacquiao. Let me ask you a question. Who is a bigger pussy? The man that won't step into a ring with Pacquiao without random urine and blood testing or the dude that is scared of a f**king needle???? Ok, eons pass and Manny finally agrees to do the random blood testing(only because he knows he will eventually HAVE to) but Bob Arum won't do it with the USADA because he doesn't think its a neutral organization. He says,"We have agreed in the Pacquiao camp to unlimited random testing done by a responsible, neutral organization. We don’t believe USADA is a neutral organization". Bob you think the Olympic Organization is trying to scam you bro? IT'S JUST A TEST TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE NOT CHEATING BRO. THE DRUG TESTING ISN'T THERE TO DESTROY PEOPLES CAREERS!(I don't know whats a bigger red flag than not agreeing to take a test that sees if you're cheating or not) Here's the way I'm looking at it. Say you are a CEO of a company and you offer a deal to a client. The client look's at the deal, spits in your face and says "We will never agree to these demands!" and then 3 months later they come back and say "Alright fine...we'll take the deal..." You, as the CEO of that company, what are you going to do? Are you going to welcome them back gladly with open arms? "Welcome baaack!! So good to see you! We have the deal right here waiting for you!" Of course not. There's going to be some conflict there. Same thing with Manny-Mayweather.  Mayweather offers the deal, Pacquiao refuses, comes back waaaay later and agrees to the deal. Guess what bro? the deal is GONE!

 Mayweather is not ducking him by making these drug testing demands.You guys see Muhammad Ali. The sport of boxing did that to him. I've seen a interview with the great Joe Frazier (R.I.P) in tears saying "I did that to him....I did that to him."Mayweather just wants to make sure he's not stepping into the ring with some juiced up maniac that could possibly permanently damage his brain!!!! Say they fought without blood testing and Pacquiao just beats him to a pummel and damages him brain. But later it is discovered that Pacquiao WAS on roids (not saying he is, just hypothetically). Who is going to take responsibility? Yeah shame on Manny for cheating but who is going to fix Mayweathers brain???? Nobody!!

Here's a interview with Mayweather on the Pacquiao-Marquez fight. Supposedly he didn't catch it because he was at some club in Virginia.(I'm pretty sure he watched the fight)
"I mean, the fight could've happened the way it happened, and he could have looked the way he did, because someone is slowly changing so they can prepare to fight me. They KNOW they're going to have to take the random urine tests and blood tests..."(there are 2 parts)
So now, with Bob Arum already going after a 4th fight with Marquez, all I have to ask is who's ducking who?

P.S. why HASN'T Manny been to the olympics??? oh I think you all know why.....lol

Sunday, November 13, 2011

"man shuffle this dick #$%##$%!!!!"

A:"Ohhhh my gaaad! yeah! I'm so @#$%-ing drunk!"
B: Oh hell yeah! we don't have to freakin have any rhythm for this!"

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Saturday, November 5, 2011

"MYYY NINJA..."

Today I got pulled over by a police officer. I wasn't doing anything wrong, but if you know Vegas the streets here are terrible. You could be driving in your own lane and then 2 seconds later youre in the middle of 2 lanes. Anyways, I swerved a little and of course, motorcycle cop RIGHT behind me. I pull over and it's an African American officer. He says "Why did you swerve back there?" I told him the truth, "You can barely see the paint on the floor."(kind of giving the "give me a break" tone) He goes "Are you sure you werent on your phone?" (they just passed that law here like last month.) and then I was so just so nervous I don't know what came over me. I blurted out "On my momma!" It was probably the fact that I really was not on my phone and I was being completely honest and I just wanted him to believe me so bad. Anyways, he gives me a little chuckle, takes my license and registration, comes back with it, and he says "Imma let you go. I believe you for some reason..." Thanks BROTHER*pound chest to peace sign*.

"Rihanna's ex-boyfriend..."

 My friend came over after work today and we were watching T.V or whatever...and then he tells me the most hilarious story ever. He is a manager at a restaurant inside of the Cosmopolitan Hotel in Las Vegas. He tells me that Matt Kemp came into his work today, and I was like "The baseball player?" and he assured me it was Matt Kemp of the L.A. Dodgers. He walked in and sat down with 3 casino hosts, who basically take care of rich people in the casino during their stay, and his girlfriend, small attractive latino girl. After their meal one of my friend's servers, a mexican guy, brings him his check and this is how their conversation went.

A:"How would you like to charge it sir?"
B:"Can you charge it to my room?"
A:"Yes sir. I just need your last name?"
B:*stares at him for few seconds*".....You dont watch baseball?"
A:"Of course sir. I apologize. I'll get that taken care of right away."
B:"Bet you'd know my name if I was a SOCCER player....."

HAHAHAHHA what a racist! AND his bill came out to like 220 bucks, and he left 20 bucks for tip! grimy bro....grimy....

Tuesday, November 1, 2011


Now that O'Neal is retired and a full-time media personality, he's written a new book about his life and career with the help Hall of Fame writer Jackie MacMullan called "Shaq Uncut: My Story." Not surprisingly, there are several stories about Kobe.

"So I'm on edge because I don't have a new deal, and Kobe is on edge because he might be going to jail, so we're taking it out on each other. Just before the start of the '03-'04 season the coaching staff called us in and said, "No more public sparring or you'll get fined." ... Phil was tired of it. Karl Malone and Gary Payton were sick of it. ... So what happens? Immediately after that Kobe runs right out to Jim Gray and does this interview where he lets me have it. He said I was fat and out of shape. He said I was milking my toe injury for more time off, and the injury wasn't even that serious. (Yeah, right. It only ended my damn career.) He said I was "lobbying for a contract extension when we have two Hall of Famers playing pretty much for free." I'm sitting there watching this interview and I'm gonna explode. Hours earlier we had just promised our coach we'd stop. It was a truce broken. I let the guys know, "I'm going to kill him."
Kobe stands up and goes face-to-face with me and says, "You always said you're my big brother, you'd do anything for me, and then this Colorado thing happens and you never even called me." I did call him. ... So here we are now, and we find out he really was hurt that we didn't stand behind him. That was something new. I didn't think he gave a rat's ass about us either way. "Well, I thought you'd publicly support me, at least," Kobe said. "You're supposed to be my friend."
Brian Shaw chimed in with "Kobe, why would you think that? Shaq had all these parties and you never showed up for any of them. We invited you to dinner on the road and you didn't come. Shaq invited you to his wedding and you weren't there. Then you got married and didn't invite any of us. And now you are in the middle of this problem, this sensitive situation, and now you want all of us to step up for you. We don't even know you." ...
Everyone was starting to calm down when I told Kobe, "If you ever say anything like what you said to Jim Gray ever again, I will kill you."
Kobe shrugged and said, "Whatever."
[...]He was so young and so immature in some ways, but I can tell you this: everything Kobe is doing now, he told me all the way back then he was going to do it. We were sitting on the bus once and he told me, "I'm going to be the number one scorer for the Lakers, I'm going to win five or six championships, and I'm going to be the best player in the game." I was like, "Okay, whatever." Then he looked me right in the eye and said, "I'm going to be the Will Smith of the NBA."
My first Lakers season we had a couple of rookies, and we hazed them pretty badly. We were dogging them out constantly. It was "Go get my bags, go get me something to eat." It was kind of a rite of passage in the NBA that a lot of teams do, but we probably went a little too far with it. One of the rookies—Derek Fisher(notes)—just took it. The other rookie—Kobe Bryant—ratted us out to Jerry West."

This is about 80% of why I hate Kobe. He does scum bag things to his own team mates...he will dismantle a team to be the focal point, he will go tell his daddy what the bully did to him at practice that day, he will (and this has been proven OVER AND OVER again) publically demean his team mates. This guy has the nerve to be unfaithful to his wife, and instead of apologizaing to his team mates and organization, he throws a fit because they won't "publically" support him. Everyone is bashing on Lebron for leaving Cleveland. Kobe threatened to do the exact same thing! The only difference is, the Lakers actually did something for him and Cleveland didn't do anything for Lebron. Laker fan's are so oblivious to the fact that Kobe made a complete ASS out of himself after Shaq left! He tells management he wants Shaq out. They ship out Shaq and give Kobe his own squad. Then he gets bumped out of the first round of playoffs for 2 years in a row by the Phoenix Suns and he threatens to bail on them! Then they have to pull Pao Gasol out of the magic hat for him. Laker fans are so high on Andrew Bynum, but Kobe was the one sitting there in front of a recorder and he said, and I quote, "Ship his ass out of here!".   I'm not doubting his skill, he's a legend. Everybody knows that. Think about what Kobe did to Shaq. If Pao Gasol just came out talking mad shit about Kobe and said "Yo I want my own team, I want to be the focal point, and I want the team to run through me." How would you guys feel? Thats exactly what Kobe did when Shaq was there. This is not Kwame Brown he's beefing with here. He has the AUDACITY to do this to Shaquille O'neal! The greatest big man ever to play the game. 3 time Finals MVP 2000-2002. Yeah, I'm sure it was their "friendship"  that went sour. Come on you guys. He was tired of being in Shaq's shadow. He was tired of being Robin. He was tired of not winning any finals MVP's. He couldn't wait a couple more years. He needed to start his reign then and there. Whatever Kobe.....whatever....do you. But you and I both know you sexually assaulted that woman in Colorado.

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

"good Lawd!"

It's crazy how people react to seeing a celebrity... If you ever see Beyonce, make sure you don't do THIS. She just lost all control of herself.


Wednesday, October 19, 2011

"package #4..."

Last week as I was getting out of the car, my phone fell out of my lap and just as it hit the floor I took my first step and kicked it all the way across the parking lot. As I watched it slide away I remember thinking, "I really wish I had a case on my phone". Fortunately there was not much damage done. Just a few small nicks. Finally decided to get one. Came in today  from BAPE. I'ts not really a case, it more protects your phone from scratches if anything. Which is what I got it for. I'm never dropping my phone again.


Wednesday, October 12, 2011

"Dope ass beat"

"A which beat? I don't know what that is...."
"It's like um.........a reeeallly good track"

Friday, September 30, 2011

"On a scale of 1-10..."

Shannyn Sossamon is a 17.4. Why is she so damn sexy?! If you guys haven't already, get caught up on "How to make it in America".

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYUM
I think the reason she's so hot is she doesn't look generic.

Thursday, September 29, 2011

"Tough times..."

The NBA lockout entered its 90th day on Wednesday. Different players are making different moves just in case there is no season. For example Delonte West picked up a job at a furniture store............HAHAHAHA. Peep his application:
"If hired, on what date will you be available to start working? YESTERDAY"

First day on the J.O.B
 I don't know how he's doing it, but hes slowly gaining popularity. I have no clue how hes doing it though. It feels like a "he's so dumb it's funny" type deal. I'm not gonna lie, it is pretty damn funny though.
Their drink are so big they have handles on them.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

"I love the cops they are so awesome!"


This is just depressing...When's the last time you heard a positive story about a police officer? The phrase "to protect and to serve" is commonly affiliated with the police department. But when people think of the police and the first thing that pops up in their heads is "uh-oh", there is a problem. The first thought when you see a police officer should be "I'm safe". Right? The police is supposed to make us feel safe. So then why do we get all fidgity when we see a cop on the road? Your heart starts beating a litle faster, you start driving extra slow, you go through the checklist in your head to make sure you're not doing anything  wrong, adjust your mirror a little bit. Not to say I don't respect people that are police officers and what they do, but what I think alot of them don't understand is they are just people. Like everyone else. When they get off work, they are just regular people. They don't all ALWAYS completely stop at a stop sign, or ALWAYS obey the speed limit, come on. That was the first time I've seen that Rodney King beating and its pretty clear, in no way shape or form, should anybody be allowed to do that to anybody.  You can't just be going around stomping on people "because you are the police". You just can't do it. Because if you WERE allowed to do that, I would join the academy ASAP.

 I just recently heard about some cops in Fullerton beating a homeless man into a coma. Really? A homeless dude?
Like why do I have to hear every other day about the police beating somebody new? Thats what I wanna know. It happens so often that I'm hearing about it this much. It's scary. Next time I get pulled over I feel like the cop is just going to grab me by the back of my head and slam it against the steering wheel.

Saturday, September 24, 2011

"Late Orchestration..."

This video gives me goosebumps. The showmanship .the orchestra. the crowd. All of it.  He just has a certain stage presence that sets him apart. Alot like how stars like Elvis and Michael Jackson were different. Ye is just different. I can imagine watching this same video 30 years later, and it would be a classic. I would give up my left thumb to see this string set live. How does somebody go from making music like this to making whatever was on that "watch the throne" album? That's what I wanna know. I knew something was up when that "808's and heartbreaks" album came out. He used to have so much passion and meaning behind his lyrics. His songs were like stories.


I don't even know what this dude does anymore. Before this "Watch the Throne" album came out the last I heard of him, he was designing womens clothes or something. He is also responible for what is definitely top 5 funniest things I have ever seen in my life.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

"its here!"

NFL season has arrived! finally! after a long summer and a lockout these greedy bastards are back and I couldn't be more excited. Another player is given a second chance after getting out of prison

(Plaxico Burress)  Shortly after being released from prison, he told Men’s Journal, “After my situation happened, I turned on the TV, and the first words outof his (Coughlin’s) mouth was ‘sad and disappointing.’ I’m like, forget support — how about some concern? I did just have a bullet in my leg!"
“And then I sat in his office, and he pushed back his chair and goes, ‘I’m glad you didn’t kill anybody!’ Man, we’re paid too much to be treated like kids. He doesn’t realize that we’re grown men and actually have kids of our own.”
I dont know about this one Plax. Yes you got that first part correct, you guys get paid too much. But that part about being grown men? You want to be treated like an adult? Don't be tucking loaded guns in your waistband at a night club and shoot yourself in the leg. Like he really wanted his coach to be like "Are you okay? We're gonna save you a spot here until you get back!" Some of these athletes nowadays are unbelievable. You're getting paid millions and millions of dollars, and you risk it all to look like a thug at a nightclub. Didn't even get to use the gun. Except on yourself. I don't understand it. Pleeeeease guys....pleeeeease. You get to be .000001 % of the worlds population that gets to be highly paid world class athletes. Pleeeeease stop doing illegal things. Please. 
Anyways my superbowl pick for this year is *drum roll* New England Patriots. Too many weapons. and this gorgeous man.

If Justin Bieber wants to know what he's gonna look like when hes 35, I'd say Tom Brady is a pretty educated guess.




Friday, September 2, 2011

"lil homie..."

This s$#t is bananas. 5'6 Aquille Carr. Shoud be a junior in highschool this year. Respect.
"size doesnt matter..."

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

"Y'all some unstable creatures!"

Why are girls so crazy? They just confuse me. And I'm not talking about "I like a girl and they're sending me mixed signals" confusion. I see how some girls act sometimes and I'm just flabbergasted. They say they want one thing, but they always get another. Like if you walk into Mcdonalds, stare at the menu and you say "I want a Big Mac", but you get up to the register and you order an ice cream cone. When you ask a girl what type of dude she wants, she has a list of qualities, but then you take a look at her boyfriend........and he's an ice cream cone. I know it's not me hating, because when I see a couple that is good for eachother, I'm genuinely happy for them you know? Trust me I am not that dude that is like "Man her boyfriend is wack! she should be with me! blah blah blah" I am neither good looking enough for that nor do I have that type of mentality.

I was just watching the show "Breaking Bad"(show is INTENSE), and if you guys don't know it's about a highschool chemistry teacher that finds out that he has lung cancer and only has at most two years to live. He also finds out that his wife and he have a unexpected baby on the way. So to pay for his treatment and to leave his family a comfortable life for the future, he starts cooking meth. Let me repeat that. Not so HE can have a comfortable life, so that his wife and children can live a good life after he has died from lung cancer.  Along the way he has to lie to her and sneak around to keep it a secret from her. His wife eventually finds out what he's doing and she kicks him out of the house. She wants a divorce but he won't even consider it. So at an attempt to get him out of her life, she goes and sleeps with her boss, and tells him "I f**ked Ted." I've talked about it with a few female aquaintances and their responses were "Well, he lied to her! and he snooped around her back and he kept secrets from her!" Is that whats really good in the streets these days??? It's not so much that she wanted a divorce that bothers me. It's the fact that she went and boned her boss to get her point across. You're telling me if he gave it to her straight and told her, his wife would have been fine with it? I'm just going to take a wild guess here and say NO. Actually what am I talking about? it's not a guess, she wasn't okay with it. She kicked him out of the house and slept with her boss. It's a lose lose situation for him. He was just doing what was best for THEM. I don't know how you guys are justifying it.

Speaking of justifying, justify this.Let me ask you guys a question.  Why is it that when I'm standing at a bar there will be no girls around me. But when I pull out my credit card, there are all of the sudden five girls around me? It's like they just come up out of the ground. How did you get here so fast? What is it that you girls call it? "Hustling" for drinks? When you go up to a guy and you talk to them, with no intention of getting to know him, to get him to buy you a drink? There is a difference when a guy approaches you and offers you a drink, mind you. I've even had an incident when a random girl (she was really drunk) just grabbed me by the arm and straight up asked me "Do you have money????" Ok I get it, guys are dogs and they're always trying to get in your pants. But atleast there's an initial honest physical attraction. Guys aren't out there trying to bag ugly girls. How did you guys come up with this scheme of just completely leading a guy on to think you're interested in him, then grab a couple drinks and then bounce? You want to know why those guys are following you around all night? Maybe it has something to do with the fact that they just spent mad dough on you!! They think you're interested! If that's the type of thing you like to do, that's the type of guys you're going to attract! What is a guy supposed to do? Say "Oh she probably just used me for drinks, I'm just gonna head home."? I think it is hilarious when girls come running up to me all grossed out, "OH MY GOD! Save me from those creepers?!" Oh they're not creepers when they're buying you drinks but as soon as they try to dance with you all of the sudden they're creepers.  If I'm not mistaken girls are proud of how good they are at this. I've seen/heard girls brag about how many free drinks they got a certain night. "Oh yeah! I got this loser to buy me this amount of drinks! I got is buster to spend this much on me!" Like.....I don't know what to tell you at that point.... good.....job? *pat lightly on back* Y'all wanna talk about good intentions? How about approaching a guy somewhere outside of a club or bar then? You ask a girl "Would you ever approach a guy and let him know you're interested?" There answer is almost always "No, that is what the guy is supposed to do. That is HIS job." Then why do you have no problem approaching a guy standing at the bar?

I could go on forever, but I'm just going to save it for my novel. I think comedians have the most on point view on women. Wether it be a married woman, a girlfriend, or just any girl. It's because they are honest. They tell it like it is.
"you cannot f**k with that kind of crazy..."

Like sweetpea says in "Baby Boy", "I wont use the b-word, I'll just call y'all some unstable creatures. Y'all some unstable creatures!" I'm not saying ALL girls are, but I know ALL girls DON'T think they are. I can probably count on 1 hand,out of all the girls I know, that are real, genuine, and down to earth people. They're hard to find. Gems. Good catches if you will...

Monday, August 22, 2011

"masterpiece..."

CP3.Best true PG in the league. This shake-up is as close to a masterpiece as it gets.

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Went hiking at Hermit Falls today. At the end of your 45 minute hike you arrive at a cliff diving spot. Its pretty sweet. Here are some pics/videos:

 I was thinking about the cliff diving part so much that I forgot about the actual hike to get there. Thats why I am in sandals.
word.
Yes. I'm really hiking sandals.
cool picture spot
thanks bro.
Finally we arrive at our destination... The jump isn't TOO high, but when you get up there, you start to second guess yourself. You think that you would hit the water right away, but you stay in the air for atleast what seems like 3 seconds....Tried to throw a towel across......didn't make it.

  
 Overall I had an awesome time. I would recommend it to anybody. The hike isn't too bad. Just don't go in sandals. Ended our day by painfully overstuffing ourselves with meat...

Thursday, August 4, 2011

"I have a secret to tell you..."

My rosary is bigger than yours... 
Why is everybody wearing those tiny rosaries? I don't get it....

"big boss man..."

I call this guy big boss man...
....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we're good.

see you on Tuesday big boss man.