"not by the hair of my shinny shin shin...": August 2011

Why are girls so crazy? They just confuse me. And I'm not talking about "I like a girl and they're sending me mixed signals" confusion. I see how some girls act sometimes and I'm just flabbergasted. They say they want one thing, but they always get another. Like if you walk into Mcdonalds, stare at the menu and you say "I want a Big Mac", but you get up to the register and you order an ice cream cone. When you ask a girl what type of dude she wants, she has a list of qualities, but then you take a look at her boyfriend........and he's an ice cream cone. I know it's not me hating, because when I see a couple that is good for eachother, I'm genuinely happy for them you know? Trust me I am not that dude that is like "Man her boyfriend is wack! she should be with me! blah blah blah" I am neither good looking enough for that nor do I have that type of mentality.

I was just watching the show "Breaking Bad"(show is INTENSE), and if you guys don't know it's about a highschool chemistry teacher that finds out that he has lung cancer and only has at most two years to live. He also finds out that his wife and he have a unexpected baby on the way. So to pay for his treatment and to leave his family a comfortable life for the future, he starts cooking meth. Let me repeat that. Not so HE can have a comfortable life, so that his wife and children can live a good life after he has died from lung cancer. Along the way he has to lie to her and sneak around to keep it a secret from her. His wife eventually finds out what he's doing and she kicks him out of the house. She wants a divorce but he won't even consider it. So at an attempt to get him out of her life, she goes and sleeps with her boss, and tells him "I f**ked Ted." I've talked about it with a few female aquaintances and their responses were "Well, he lied to her! and he snooped around her back and he kept secrets from her!" Is that whats really good in the streets these days??? It's not so much that she wanted a divorce that bothers me. It's the fact that she went and boned her boss to get her point across. You're telling me if he gave it to her straight and told her, his wife would have been fine with it? I'm just going to take a wild guess here and say NO. Actually what am I talking about? it's not a guess, she wasn't okay with it. She kicked him out of the house and slept with her boss. It's a lose lose situation for him. He was just doing what was best for THEM. I don't know how you guys are justifying it.

Speaking of justifying, justify this.Let me ask you guys a question. Why is it that when I'm standing at a bar there will be no girls around me. But when I pull out my credit card, there are all of the sudden five girls around me? It's like they just come up out of the ground. How did you get here so fast? What is it that you girls call it? "Hustling" for drinks? When you go up to a guy and you talk to them, with no intention of getting to know him, to get him to buy you a drink? There is a difference when a guy approaches you and offers you a drink, mind you. I've even had an incident when a random girl (she was really drunk) just grabbed me by the arm and straight up asked me "Do you have money????" Ok I get it, guys are dogs and they're always trying to get in your pants. But atleast there's an initial honest physical attraction. Guys aren't out there trying to bag ugly girls. How did you guys come up with this scheme of just completely leading a guy on to think you're interested in him, then grab a couple drinks and then bounce? You want to know why those guys are following you around all night? Maybe it has something to do with the fact that they just spent mad dough on you!! They think you're interested! If that's the type of thing you like to do, that's the type of guys you're going to attract! What is a guy supposed to do? Say "Oh she probably just used me for drinks, I'm just gonna head home."? I think it is hilarious when girls come running up to me all grossed out, "OH MY GOD! Save me from those creepers?!" Oh they're not creepers when they're buying you drinks but as soon as they try to dance with you all of the sudden they're creepers. If I'm not mistaken girls are proud of how good they are at this. I've seen/heard girls brag about how many free drinks they got a certain night. "Oh yeah! I got this loser to buy me this amount of drinks! I got is buster to spend this much on me!" Like.....I don't know what to tell you at that point.... good.....job? *pat lightly on back* Y'all wanna talk about good intentions? How about approaching a guy somewhere outside of a club or bar then? You ask a girl "Would you ever approach a guy and let him know you're interested?" There answer is almost always "No, that is what the guy is supposed to do. That is HIS job." Then why do you have no problem approaching a guy standing at the bar?

I could go on forever, but I'm just going to save it for my novel. I think comedians have the most on point view on women. Wether it be a married woman, a girlfriend, or just any girl. It's because they are honest. They tell it like it is.

"you cannot f**k with that kind of crazy..."

Like sweetpea says in "Baby Boy", "I wont use the b-word, I'll just call y'all some unstable creatures. Y'all some unstable creatures!" I'm not saying ALL girls are, but I know ALL girls DON'T think they are. I can probably count on 1 hand,out of all the girls I know, that are real, genuine, and down to earth people. They're hard to find. Gems. Good catches if you will...

Went hiking at Hermit Falls today. At the end of your 45 minute hike you arrive at a cliff diving spot. Its pretty sweet. Here are some pics/videos:

I was thinking about the cliff diving part so much that I forgot about the actual hike to get there. Thats why I am in sandals.

word.

Yes. I'm really hiking sandals.

cool picture spot

thanks bro.

Finally we arrive at our destination... The jump isn't TOO high, but when you get up there, you start to second guess yourself. You think that you would hit the water right away, but you stay in the air for atleast what seems like 3 seconds....Tried to throw a towel across......didn't make it.

Overall I had an awesome time. I would recommend it to anybody. The hike isn't too bad. Just don't go in sandals. Ended our day by painfully overstuffing ourselves with meat...