Friday, September 30, 2011

"On a scale of 1-10..."

Shannyn Sossamon is a 17.4. Why is she so damn sexy?! If you guys haven't already, get caught up on "How to make it in America".

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYUM
I think the reason she's so hot is she doesn't look generic.

Thursday, September 29, 2011

"Tough times..."

The NBA lockout entered its 90th day on Wednesday. Different players are making different moves just in case there is no season. For example Delonte West picked up a job at a furniture store............HAHAHAHA. Peep his application:
"If hired, on what date will you be available to start working? YESTERDAY"

First day on the J.O.B
 I don't know how he's doing it, but hes slowly gaining popularity. I have no clue how hes doing it though. It feels like a "he's so dumb it's funny" type deal. I'm not gonna lie, it is pretty damn funny though.
Their drink are so big they have handles on them.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

"I love the cops they are so awesome!"


This is just depressing...When's the last time you heard a positive story about a police officer? The phrase "to protect and to serve" is commonly affiliated with the police department. But when people think of the police and the first thing that pops up in their heads is "uh-oh", there is a problem. The first thought when you see a police officer should be "I'm safe". Right? The police is supposed to make us feel safe. So then why do we get all fidgity when we see a cop on the road? Your heart starts beating a litle faster, you start driving extra slow, you go through the checklist in your head to make sure you're not doing anything  wrong, adjust your mirror a little bit. Not to say I don't respect people that are police officers and what they do, but what I think alot of them don't understand is they are just people. Like everyone else. When they get off work, they are just regular people. They don't all ALWAYS completely stop at a stop sign, or ALWAYS obey the speed limit, come on. That was the first time I've seen that Rodney King beating and its pretty clear, in no way shape or form, should anybody be allowed to do that to anybody.  You can't just be going around stomping on people "because you are the police". You just can't do it. Because if you WERE allowed to do that, I would join the academy ASAP.

 I just recently heard about some cops in Fullerton beating a homeless man into a coma. Really? A homeless dude?
Like why do I have to hear every other day about the police beating somebody new? Thats what I wanna know. It happens so often that I'm hearing about it this much. It's scary. Next time I get pulled over I feel like the cop is just going to grab me by the back of my head and slam it against the steering wheel.

Saturday, September 24, 2011

"Late Orchestration..."

This video gives me goosebumps. The showmanship .the orchestra. the crowd. All of it.  He just has a certain stage presence that sets him apart. Alot like how stars like Elvis and Michael Jackson were different. Ye is just different. I can imagine watching this same video 30 years later, and it would be a classic. I would give up my left thumb to see this string set live. How does somebody go from making music like this to making whatever was on that "watch the throne" album? That's what I wanna know. I knew something was up when that "808's and heartbreaks" album came out. He used to have so much passion and meaning behind his lyrics. His songs were like stories.


I don't even know what this dude does anymore. Before this "Watch the Throne" album came out the last I heard of him, he was designing womens clothes or something. He is also responible for what is definitely top 5 funniest things I have ever seen in my life.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

"its here!"

NFL season has arrived! finally! after a long summer and a lockout these greedy bastards are back and I couldn't be more excited. Another player is given a second chance after getting out of prison

(Plaxico Burress)  Shortly after being released from prison, he told Men’s Journal, “After my situation happened, I turned on the TV, and the first words outof his (Coughlin’s) mouth was ‘sad and disappointing.’ I’m like, forget support — how about some concern? I did just have a bullet in my leg!"
“And then I sat in his office, and he pushed back his chair and goes, ‘I’m glad you didn’t kill anybody!’ Man, we’re paid too much to be treated like kids. He doesn’t realize that we’re grown men and actually have kids of our own.”
I dont know about this one Plax. Yes you got that first part correct, you guys get paid too much. But that part about being grown men? You want to be treated like an adult? Don't be tucking loaded guns in your waistband at a night club and shoot yourself in the leg. Like he really wanted his coach to be like "Are you okay? We're gonna save you a spot here until you get back!" Some of these athletes nowadays are unbelievable. You're getting paid millions and millions of dollars, and you risk it all to look like a thug at a nightclub. Didn't even get to use the gun. Except on yourself. I don't understand it. Pleeeeease guys....pleeeeease. You get to be .000001 % of the worlds population that gets to be highly paid world class athletes. Pleeeeease stop doing illegal things. Please. 
Anyways my superbowl pick for this year is *drum roll* New England Patriots. Too many weapons. and this gorgeous man.

If Justin Bieber wants to know what he's gonna look like when hes 35, I'd say Tom Brady is a pretty educated guess.




Friday, September 2, 2011

"lil homie..."

This s$#t is bananas. 5'6 Aquille Carr. Shoud be a junior in highschool this year. Respect.
"size doesnt matter..."