Saturday, November 5, 2011

"Rihanna's ex-boyfriend..."

 My friend came over after work today and we were watching T.V or whatever...and then he tells me the most hilarious story ever. He is a manager at a restaurant inside of the Cosmopolitan Hotel in Las Vegas. He tells me that Matt Kemp came into his work today, and I was like "The baseball player?" and he assured me it was Matt Kemp of the L.A. Dodgers. He walked in and sat down with 3 casino hosts, who basically take care of rich people in the casino during their stay, and his girlfriend, small attractive latino girl. After their meal one of my friend's servers, a mexican guy, brings him his check and this is how their conversation went.

A:"How would you like to charge it sir?"
B:"Can you charge it to my room?"
A:"Yes sir. I just need your last name?"
B:*stares at him for few seconds*".....You dont watch baseball?"
A:"Of course sir. I apologize. I'll get that taken care of right away."
B:"Bet you'd know my name if I was a SOCCER player....."

HAHAHAHHA what a racist! AND his bill came out to like 220 bucks, and he left 20 bucks for tip! grimy bro....grimy....

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