"Peep D-wade's halloween costume..."



supposed to be justin timberlake

"good Lawd!"

It's crazy how people react to seeing a celebrity... If you ever see Beyonce, make sure you don't do THIS. She just lost all control of herself.

"package #4..."

Last week as I was getting out of the car, my phone fell out of my lap and just as it hit the floor I took my first step and kicked it all the way across the parking lot. As I watched it slide away I remember thinking, "I really wish I had a case on my phone". Fortunately there was not much damage done. Just a few small nicks. Finally decided to get one. Came in today  from BAPE. I'ts not really a case, it more protects your phone from scratches if anything. Which is what I got it for. I'm never dropping my phone again.

"Dope ass beat"

"A which beat? I don't know what that is...."

"It's like um.........a reeeallly good track"

"just throw that sh*t up!!!"

"Just throw that s**t up!"

"In these trying economic times...."

Where IS "Job land" anyway?

"On a scale of 1-10..."

Shannyn Sossamon is a 17.4. Why is she so damn sexy?! If you guys haven't already, get caught up on "How to make it in America".

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYUM

I think the reason she's so hot is she doesn't look generic.

"Tough times..."

The NBA lockout entered its 90th day on Wednesday. Different players are making different moves just in case there is no season. For example Delonte West picked up a job at a furniture store............HAHAHAHA. Peep his application:

"If hired, on what date will you be available to start working? YESTERDAY"

First day on the J.O.B

 I don't know how he's doing it, but hes slowly gaining popularity. I have no clue how hes doing it though. It feels like a "he's so dumb it's funny" type deal. I'm not gonna lie, it is pretty damn funny though.

Their drink are so big they have handles on them.

"I love the cops they are so awesome!"

This is just depressing...When's the last time you heard a positive story about a police officer? The phrase "to protect and to serve" is commonly affiliated with the police department. But when people think of the police and the first thing that pops up in their heads is "uh-oh", there is a problem. The first thought when you see a police officer should be "I'm safe". Right? The police is supposed to make us feel safe. So then why do we get all fidgity when we see a cop on the road? Your heart starts beating a litle faster, you start driving extra slow, you go through the checklist in your head to make sure you're not doing anything  wrong, adjust your mirror a little bit. Not to say I don't respect people that are police officers and what they do, but what I think alot of them don't understand is they are just people. Like everyone else. When they get off work, they are just regular people. They don't all ALWAYS completely stop at a stop sign, or ALWAYS obey the speed limit, come on. That was the first time I've seen that Rodney King beating and its pretty clear, in no way shape or form, should anybody be allowed to do that to anybody.  You can't just be going around stomping on people "because you are the police". You just can't do it. Because if you WERE allowed to do that, I would join the academy ASAP.

 I just recently heard about some cops in Fullerton beating a homeless man into a coma. Really? A homeless dude?

Like why do I have to hear every other day about the police beating somebody new? Thats what I wanna know. It happens so often that I'm hearing about it this much. It's scary. Next time I get pulled over I feel like the cop is just going to grab me by the back of my head and slam it against the steering wheel.

"Late Orchestration..."

This video gives me goosebumps. The showmanship .the orchestra. the crowd. All of it.  He just has a certain stage presence that sets him apart. Alot like how stars like Elvis and Michael Jackson were different. Ye is just different. I can imagine watching this same video 30 years later, and it would be a classic. I would give up my left thumb to see this string set live. How does somebody go from making music like this to making whatever was on that "watch the throne" album? That's what I wanna know. I knew something was up when that "808's and heartbreaks" album came out. He used to have so much passion and meaning behind his lyrics. His songs were like stories.

I don't even know what this dude does anymore. Before this "Watch the Throne" album came out the last I heard of him, he was designing womens clothes or something. He is also responible for what is definitely top 5 funniest things I have ever seen in my life.